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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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