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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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