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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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