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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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