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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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