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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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