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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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