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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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