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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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