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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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