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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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