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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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