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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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