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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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