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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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