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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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