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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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