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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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