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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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