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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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