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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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