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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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