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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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