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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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