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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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