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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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