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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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