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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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