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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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