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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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