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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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