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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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