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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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