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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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