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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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