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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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