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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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