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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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