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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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