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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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