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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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