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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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