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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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