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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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