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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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