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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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