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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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