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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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