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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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