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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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