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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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