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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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