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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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