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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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