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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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