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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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