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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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