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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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