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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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