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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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