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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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