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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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