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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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