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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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