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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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