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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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