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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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