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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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