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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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