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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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