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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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