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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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