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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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