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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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