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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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