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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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