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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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