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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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