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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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