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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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