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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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