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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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