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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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