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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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