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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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